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A giant rodent on a ski lift
"We need one of those at the E.U. border."
Tags:border, ski jump, ski jumps, ski jumping, european union, brexit, brexiteer, brexiteers, leave, leaves, leave campaign, leave campaigns, winter sport, winter sports, club, clubs, exclusive, exclusivity, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, immigration law, immigration laws, member status, member, members, member state, member states
Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, sport, sports, winter, mountain, mountains, snow, direction, directions, lost, confused, sign, signs, signage, unhelpful, useless, obvious, route, routes, arrow, arrows, pointing, course, courses, path, paths, choice, choices, limited choices, decision, decisions, options, option, limited options
Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, skied, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, snow, snow sport, snow sports, winter sport, winter sports, snowboard, snowboarding, snowboards, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, ski lifting, bug, bugs, bugging, pest, pests, cockroach, cockroachesin the bleachers
Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, fictional character, fictional characters, wall, walls, fall, falling, humpty dumpty, sport, sports, winter sport, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, bad idea, risky, dangerous
'Loosen your bindings.'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, ski, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skiing vacation, skiing vacations, skiing accident, skiing accidents, skiing injury, skiing injuries, binding, bindings, broken leg, broken legs, mountain, mountains, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I choose to remember Aspen as it was."
Tags:ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, water skis, water skiing, water skier, water skiers, water sports, water sport, aspen, colerado, global warming, climate change, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, environmental issues, melting ice, melting ice caps, melting snowcaps, flash flood, flash flooding, flooding, flood, nostalgia, nostalgic
Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint
"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"
Tags:sport, sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, ski lift, ski lifts, chairlift, chairlifts, ski resort, ski resorts, pair, pairs, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, love, dating, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, line, lines, lining up, lineup, lineups, queue, queue, queuing, pairing off, partner, partners, setting up, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play
R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.
'I hate snowboarders!'
Tags:snow, snows, snowy, snowing, snowboard, snowboards, snowboarding, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, envy, envies, envious, hate, hates, hating, hater, haters, hated, rival, rivals, rivalries, ride, rides, lift, lifts, loathe, loathes, loathing, loathed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"
Tags:pun, puns, cell, cellular, ski, skiing, scope, scopes, microscope, microscopes, lab, labs, scientist, scientists, research, researcher, researchers, science, slide, slides, ski, skis, skier, skiers, sking, ski-ing, skiing, skiier, skiiers, ski-er, ski-ers, going sking, winter sport, slope, slopes
Headlong slide into oblivion.
'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'
'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'
"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"
Tags:ski, skier, skiers, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, skis, phone call, phone calls, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, quiet, be quiet, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, loud conversation, loud conversations, quiet trail, quiet trail, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, annoy, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ski holiday, skiing holiday, ski holidays, skiing holidays, ski vacation, skiing vacation, ski vacations, skiing vacations
Death in the audience
"Wow! This is like pulling teeth!" "More fun than root canal!"
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, root canal, root canals, pulling teeth, fun, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, taking a break, sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, winter, winter sport, winter sports, wintertime
Snowboarding vs skiing,
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
'Where is Wally?'
Man skis through Tree.
Potato Crashes into Tree, While the Rest of His Features Ski On.
'There's something very odd here.'
Musical Ski Lift