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Male office worker with 'out of order' sign attached to him.
Back in another life.
"Next we've got our awards for imperfect attendance."
'What makes you think I'm not at my desk?'
'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'
'I'm glad I am not self-employed, I've wasted the entire day.'
'Cheer up, Mr Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'
"I was sympathetic yesterday when you asked if you could step outside 'For a breath of fresh air'..."
'Just a minute! Sorry, I thought you were skiving, then I saw your piece of paper.'
'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'
'He's like a blister. Only appears when the work is finished.'
Truant Detector Van.
'I appreciate you doing the work of two men, Haskell, but Baker and Clayton never did anything either.'
'On the plus side no one is better at conserving energy.'
"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."
"But I don't want to get well, I'll have to go back to school!"