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"Hello, L'il Tykes Day Care Center? This is Ethan. I'll be playing from home today."
"We can't say they aren't learning. Twenty three of them have learned to call in sick."
"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"
'Are you playing truant sir?'
"Every time we need our no-show guy, he's not here."
"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."
"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."
'I brought my doctor to verify why you're not at work, Shapiro.'
Wonder what the share holders are doing today
"Are you on your lunch break or are you just skiving bastard?"
"You have to miss the meeting because you sprained an ankle? Seriously, that's the best you could come up with?"
"But I don't want to get well, I'll have to go back to school!"
"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."