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'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'
"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."
Tags:office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, white collar, job, jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, corner office, corner offices, skive, skives, skiving, do-nothing, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, screw around, screwing around, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies
"When he's awake, he can work circles around me."
Tags:slacker, slackers, slacking off, skive, skives, skiving, sloth, slothful, insubordinate, insubordination, bad employee, bad employees, manager, managers, management, lazy, employee, employees, sleep, sleeping, work, working, guilt, guilty, boss, bosses, office, offices, employed, employment, nap, napping, naps, kip, kips, sleepy, sleeps, laziness
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, description, descriptions, matching description, matching descriptions, husband, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, reindeer, christmas eve, skive, skives, skiving, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky
Tags:lunch break, lunch breaks, skive, skives, skiving, worry, worries, worrying, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, worker, workers, daily grind, daily grinds, office drone, office drones, drone, drones, impatient, impatience, inbox, inboxes, outbox, outboxes, put off, puts off, putting off, listless, depressed, depression, workday, workdays, average day, average days, everyday, office worker, office workers, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs
Rudy's Truant Officers For Adults
Tags:age, ageing, aged, education, educational, lifelong education, life long education, adult education, educate, educating, school, student, students, adulthood, truant, truants, truancy, skiving, skive, skives, skiving, officer, officers, grown up, growing up, modern, modern life, nostalgia, nostalgic
"It's O.K., he's on a break."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, break, breaks, break time, office hours, office time, on the clock, lazy, laziness, skive, skiving, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, float, floating, fly, flying, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, rat race, the rat race, modern life, modern expectations
"Sick notes...anyone for anymore?"
Caution Men Shirking
At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'
Will dick around on the internet all day for food.
Tags:dick around, dicks around, dicking around, skive, skives, skiving, screw around, screws around, screwing around, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, procrastination, white collar worker, white collar workers, office drone, office drones, office job, office jobs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, qualification, qualifications, provide a service, providing a service, middle class, middle classes, web browsing, web browser, web browsers, internet usage
"No sweat, Chief. I'm taking a personal day."
Tags:personal day, personal days, day off, days off, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, employee, employees, worker, workers, office job, office jobs, mental health day, mental health days, boss, bosses, skive, skives, skiving, play hooky, playing hooky, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, white collar job, white collar jobs, cavalier, indifference, indifferent, hierarchy, hierarchies, insubordinate, insubordination
'Yes, how to get out of class by shoving red ink up the nose.'
"Y'all listen up. Herb here is gonna demonstrate the proper way to lean on a shovel."
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, highway, highway repair, highway repairs, motorway, motorways, motorway repairs, repair, repairs, road, roads, street, streets, skive, skives, skiving, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slack, slacker, slackers, slacking off, shovel, shovels, lean, leans, leaning, unproductive, procrastination
"Love them rays, Chief."
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, slack, slacks, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, tan, tans, tanning, suntan, suntans, skive, skives, skiving, worker, workers, unmotivated, undisciplined, ill-disciplined, workplace, workplaces, morale, morales, boss, bosses, fire, fires, fired, firing, firings, sacked, sacking, sackings, sack, sacks, lazy, laziness
Male office worker with 'out of order' sign attached to him.
'It's our new policy...if the children don't turn up then the parents have to!'
Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.
'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'
Graduation Day: 'And the perfect attendence award goes to Scott Simms. Scott? Ah, Scott? Are you here, Scott? Scott?'
"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."
Tags:subtle hint, subtle hints, subtlety, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, hint, hints, hinting, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, boss, bosses, work break, work breaks, long lunch, long lunches, skive, skives, skiving, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, missing person, missing persons, poster, posters, wanted poster, wanted posters
"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"
Tags:bee, bees, busy, working hard, hard work, work, works, worker bee, worker bees, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, lazy, laziness, skive, skives, skiver, skivers, skiving, nap, naps, napping, relax, relaxes, relaxing, faking, faker, fakers, pretend, pretends, pretending, honeybee, honeybees, honey bee, honey bees, beekeeper, beekeepers, bee keeper, bee keepers
Tags:builder, builders, construction, construction worker, construction workers, slack, slacks, slacker, slackers, skive, skives, skiving, skiver, skivers, relax, relaxes, relaxing, inefficient, inefficiency, slow, slows, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, slowpoke, slowpokes, slow poke, slow pokes, work, worker, workers, working
'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'