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'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'
Hamlet meets autocorrect
"He won't get far without this!"
"Hey! 'skull and bones', …… remember?"
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
"He was my first patient."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's office, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospital, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointment, patient, patients, first patient, dead, death, skull, skulls, bone, bones, medical, medicine, bad doctor, bad doctors, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, incompetent doctor, incompetent doctors, questionable, malpractice, medical malpractice, health care, healthcare
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"Alas, poor Bozo."
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
Tags:skeleton, skeletons, dead body, dead bodies, bones, bone, skull, skulls, skeletons in the closet, baggage, emotional baggage, past, past indiscretions, secret, secrets, sordid secrets, closet, closets, furniture company, furniture companies, organised, organized, wardrobe, wardrobes, walk in wardrobe, walk in wardrobes
"Do you worry about hoarding?"
Tags:hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, hoard, hoards, panic buying, panic buy, panic buys, panic buyer, panic buyers, stockpile, stockpiles, stockpiling, stockpiler, stockpilers, 2020, spring 2020, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, king, kings, queen, queens, royalty, throne room, throne rooms, skull, skulls
"Panelist, or moderator, that is the question...."
Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.
A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
Tags:pirate, pirates, sailor, sailors, pillage, pillager, pillaging, pillaged, complaint, complain, complains, complainers, patch, patches, skull, skulls, crossbone, crossbones, ship, ships, deck, decks, swab, sabbin, swabbing, sea, seas, hag, hags, mate, mates, matey, inern, interns, view, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I wonder how much he paid for that view."
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
Tags:lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play
Trump holds Pro-Life flag on a mountain of skulls.
Tags:president trump, donald trump, president donald trump, flag, flags, pro-life, pro-choice, abortion, abortions, skull, skulls, victim, victims, irony, ironic, refugee, refugees, mass shooting, mass shootings, uninsured, medical insurance, expensive, unaffordable, health care, sarcastic, sarcasm, ignored, unconcerned, death, deaths, unnecessary deaths, avoidable deaths
"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
Tags:pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, males
Yorick when he was young and active.
"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, drink, drinks, drinking, sippy cup, sippy cups, beaker, beakers, history, historical, vikings, barbarians, skull, skulls, bone, bones, skull cup, cup, cups
Mitch McConnell: Downhill Champion
Tags:mcconnell, mitch mcconnell, sledge, sledges, sledging, toboggan, toboggans, tobogganning, skull, skulls, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, downhill, down the hill, champion, champions, us, america, supreme court, scotus, rbg, seat, seats, fill, fills, filling, refill, happy, senator, senators, ruth bader ginsburg, mourn, mourns, dead, death
"Somebody ought to tell him that 'poor'Yorick' gag wasn't even funny the first time he pulled it."
"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."