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'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'
Tags:desert, deserts, stranded, lost, lost in the desert, abandon, abandoned, sunbathing, sunbather, sunbathers, dead, died, skeleton, skeletons, skull, skulls, beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, unexpected, surprise, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness
"He was my first patient."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's office, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospital, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointment, patient, patients, first patient, dead, death, skull, skulls, bone, bones, medical, medicine, bad doctor, bad doctors, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, incompetent doctor, incompetent doctors, questionable, malpractice, medical malpractice, health care, healthcare
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"Alas, poor Bozo."
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.
A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
Tags:pirate, pirates, sailor, sailors, pillage, pillager, pillaging, pillaged, complaint, complain, complains, complainers, patch, patches, skull, skulls, crossbone, crossbones, ship, ships, deck, decks, swab, sabbin, swabbing, sea, seas, hag, hags, mate, mates, matey, inern, interns, view, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Now, that's what I call a dry martini!"
"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
Tags:lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play
"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
Tags:pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, males
"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, drink, drinks, drinking, sippy cup, sippy cups, beaker, beakers, history, historical, vikings, barbarians, skull, skulls, bone, bones, skull cup, cup, cups
"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."
"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."
Tags:yoghurt, shakespeare quote, shakespeare quotes, hamlet quote, hamlet quotes, literary quote, literary quotes, pudding, sweet, savoury, afters, shakespeare, quotation, hamlet, denmark, dane, gravedigger scene, theatre, skull, entertainment, audience, the bard, shakespearian, soliloquy, speech, scene, act, alas poor yorik
"Usually I'd be nervous, but the rest of his apartment is so nice."
Tags:date, dates, couple, couples, realtionship, red flag, red flags, warning sign, warning signs, skull in a jar, head in a jar, psychopath, psychopaths, psychopathy, sociopath, sociopath, sociopathy, murderer, murder, murderers, skull, skulls, bad relationship, bad relationships, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, new relationship, new relationships, nerves, nervous
'Sorry for being late, honey!'
Tags:eyepatch, pirate, pirates, pirateship, pirate ship, pirateships, pirate ships, yarr, skull and crossbones, skull, crossbones, crossed bones, patch, eye patch, eye-patch, eyepatches, sail, sailing, sailor, sailors, injury, injuries, sea, seas, ocean, historical, visual, visual gag, visual image, skin, skincare, spot, spots, cystic, acne
"Bloody pterasaurs been at our bin-bags again!"
Tags:binbag, bin bag, bin bags, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, prehistory, prehistoric, rip, rips, ripped, torn, doorstep, bones, skull, shredded, shred, pterasaur, lizard, dinosaur, rubbish, trash, destroy, destroys, destroying, dinosaurs
'Hold on -- I'll remember what the knee bone is connected to if I start at the beginning of the song ...'
Google Earth For Pirates
'The black sheep of the flock,'
Blood and oil on African soil
'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'