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'I was very upset when I found my son smoking a whole bag of pot by himself... I've always taught him to share.'
'It's the Executor of my Grandfathers will - I've been cut off without a scent.'
Even the skunk blames the dog.
How's the market for weed? I detect green shoots.
In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.
"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"
"New around here?"
'Well, you're carrying out all the correct procedures and your equipment is top-notch. I just can't figure out why your lab has such a high level of contaminants.'
"Is that odorless? No wonder you don't stink that badly."
The Sphinx and the Stinx
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
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"I stink, therefore I am."
"I hit him with a restraining odor and that was that."
Porcupine about to sit next to skunk on airplane.
'Smoke two joints, and call me in the morning.'
'I stink, therefore I am.'
"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''
'Oh Harold, you're as drunk as a skunk... No offense Fluffy.'
'Why does it always smell so weird at grandma's?'
'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'
I Stink Therefore I Am...
Books: The Power of Positive Stinking.