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'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.
'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.
"I hope you have some exciting video to show me."
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'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
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'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'
"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."
Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.
A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku
Man Jumps Out Of Plane With No Parachute.
'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
Oh, great...My cat snuck into the bag!'
'I hate surprise parties!'
'Have you seen my cell phone?' 'This is the third time you've come back for something... first you forgot your keys, then you forgot your wallet, and now you forgot your phone, where are you going anyway?' 'Skydiving.'
'Well, if this is a parachute, where the hell's our tent?'
'If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving probably isn't for you!'
Phil's wife packed his parachute
"I'm afraid you bought that parachute for nothing. The captain won't allow you to jump into the Grand Canyon as we fly over it."
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'Kind of. I did change skydiving to water aerobics, and I deleted the Mexico trip. The food makes me gassy.'