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'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
Last Tweet Cemetery.
'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'
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'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."
'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
"Matisse now, Pollock later."
"Oh, no! My bucket list!"
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
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The Emperor's New Plane.
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, king, kings, emperor, emperors, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, imaginary, imagination, fake, false, nonexistent, bad idea, skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, air travel, extreme sports, cliff, cliffs, jumping, leaping, falling
"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
"It's less scary if you realize your online presence will live forever!"
Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.
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"It's like skydiving."
"Okay, I'll jump, but this is the last time I fly super economy class!"
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'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'
"One question: Do the windows open?"
Tags:parachute, parachutes, parachutist, parachutists, skydiver, skydivers, skydiving, sky-diver, sky-divers, sky-diving, parachuting, extreme sport, extreme sports, adrenaline rush, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, property viewing, property viewings, house viewing, house viewings, estate agent, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, selling point, selling points
"I said parachutes you idiot!"
Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.
'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'
"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."
Spike liked living dangerously. Not only did he skydive but he smoked!
Tags:health risk, health risks, smokers, smoker, smoke, smokes, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, extreme sport, extreme sports, living dangerously, bad habit, bad habits, tobacco, skydive, skydives, skydiving, sky-diving, sky-dive, sky-dives, skydiver, skydivers, sky-diver, sky-divers, parachuting, parachutes
'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'