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'No Andy, we're BASE jumping! Now where's your parachute?'
Last Tweet Cemetery.
'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'
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'This is so cool... Leonard's moved into jump position without his parachute. Let's see how long it takes...'
'Let's try it once without the parachute.'
"Oh, no! My bucket list!"
Parachuting with Concrete Shoes
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The Emperor's New Plane.
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, king, kings, emperor, emperors, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, imaginary, imagination, fake, false, nonexistent, bad idea, skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, air travel, extreme sports, cliff, cliffs, jumping, leaping, falling
"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
Tags:skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, skydive, skydives, instructor, instructors, advance, advances, unwanted advance, unwanted advances, parachute, parachutes, mparachuting, sexual harassment, perv, pervs, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirts, flirting, unwelcome, metoo, #metoo, inappropriate, inappropriate behavior
Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.
Tags:skydiver, skydivers, skydiving, skydive, skydives, sky-diver, sky-divers, sky-diving, sky-diver, sky-divers, quit, quits, quitting, quitter, quitters, parachute, parachutes, parachuting, parachutist, parachutists, extreme sport, extreme sports, resignation letter, resignation letters, resignation, resignations, quit, quits, quitting, pilot, pilots, sky diving school, skydiving school
'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'
"Okay, I'll jump, but this is the last time I fly super economy class!"
Tags:economy, fly economy, flies economy, flying economy, skydive, skydives, skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, last class, economy class, economy classes, land, lands, landing, plane, planes, plane travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, jump, jumps, jumping, jump out, jumps out, parachute, parachutes
"I said parachutes you idiot!"
Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.
'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'
"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."
Spike liked living dangerously. Not only did he skydive but he smoked!
Tags:health risk, health risks, smokers, smoker, smoke, smokes, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, extreme sport, extreme sports, living dangerously, bad habit, bad habits, tobacco, skydive, skydives, skydiving, sky-diving, sky-dive, sky-dives, skydiver, skydivers, sky-diver, sky-divers, parachuting, parachutes
'Yank on the rip cord all you like. I'm telling you, pal, it never opened.'
In a tragic case of cartoon perspective gone awry, a giant colossal skydiver lands on a small town in Kansas.
A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku
'I'm raising funds to buy a parachute. Anything you can spare would be appreciated.'
'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, talking bear, talking bears, bear, bears, cuddly toy, cuddly toys, soft toy, soft toys, parachute, parachutes, parachuting, skydive, skydives, sky-dive, sky-dives, sky dive, sky dives, skydiver, skydivers, skydiving, sky-diving, sky-diver, sky-divers, extreme sport, mix up, mix-ups, adrenaline junkie, adrenaline junkies, instructor, instructors, jump, jumps, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes