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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, wiggle room, slack, leeway, promise, promises, cold feet, wedding jitters
'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'
"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
Tags:slack, slacks, jogger, joggers, pant, pants, comfort, comfortable, comforting, cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, pleated slacks, fashion, leisure, leisurewear
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Tags:office worker, office workers, good and evil, devil, devils, the devil, angel, angels, angel wings, company time, demon, demons, break, breaks, breaktime, breaktimes, break time, break times, slack, slacker, slackers, lazy, laziness, the rat race, rat race, monotony, monotonous, offices, control, controlling, employee welfare, company-time, modern life
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'As you can see... we're one big happy family here.'
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, coffee, coffeee, break, breaks, office break, office breaks, break time, break times, breaktime, breaktimes, break-time, break-times, job, jobs, employee, employees, career, careers, monotony, monotonous, coffee break, coffee breaks, lazy, laziness, slack, slacking, slackers, slacker, procrastinate, procrastination
"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."
'I'll do half of it.'
"Y'all listen up. Herb here is gonna demonstrate the proper way to lean on a shovel."
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, highway, highway repair, highway repairs, motorway, motorways, motorway repairs, repair, repairs, road, roads, street, streets, skive, skives, skiving, relax, relaxes, relaxing, slack, slacker, slackers, slacking off, shovel, shovels, lean, leans, leaning, unproductive, procrastination
"Love them rays, Chief."
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, slack, slacks, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, tan, tans, tanning, suntan, suntans, skive, skives, skiving, worker, workers, unmotivated, undisciplined, ill-disciplined, workplace, workplaces, morale, morales, boss, bosses, fire, fires, fired, firing, firings, sacked, sacking, sackings, sack, sacks, lazy, laziness
'As you can see, I'm nothing like that person in my resume.'
"The parent company feels you're slacking off so they want you to take a time out."
"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."
Tags:subtle hint, subtle hints, subtlety, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, hint, hints, hinting, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, boss, bosses, work break, work breaks, long lunch, long lunches, skive, skives, skiving, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, missing person, missing persons, poster, posters, wanted poster, wanted posters
Tags:builder, builders, construction, construction worker, construction workers, slack, slacks, slacker, slackers, skive, skives, skiving, skiver, skivers, relax, relaxes, relaxing, inefficient, inefficiency, slow, slows, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, slowpoke, slowpokes, slow poke, slow pokes, work, worker, workers, working
'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'
"If I won the lottery I'd still come to work, I just wouldn't do a good job."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, lottery, shirking, shirk, shirked, slacking, slack, slack off, slacking off, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates
'Dont you hate it when there are parts left over.'
"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."
Tags:skybox, skyboxes, chair, chairs, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, dad chair, dad chairs, father, fathers, dad, dads, priority, priorities, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, relaxation, relaxing, seat, seats, seating, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, watch television, watches television, watching television, furniture, furniture store, furniture stores
"of course it was a bleedin' emergency...."
'Cell phones can make you more productive, but only if you turn them off.'
"I got elected class president. I guess this means I'll be playing golf every weekend."
Tags:school president, school presidents, class president, class presidents, set an example, setting an example, emulate, emulates, emulating, emulation, imitate, imitates, imitation, trump, donald trump, president, presidents, obama, barack, golf, golfing, play golf, plays golf, playing golf, slack, slacks, slacking, bad example, bad examples
"At this point, strangly enough, the entire office lost internet service."