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"I know my performance has slipped lately but I've been working on my legacy."
"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."
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"He's not here. He's on the roof watering his tomato plants."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, gardener, gardeners, tomato plant, tomato plants, professionalism, unprofessional, slacking, slacker, slackers, business meeting, business meetings, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Do you think it is easy to pretend to work?"
"I only appear to be goofing off. In actuality I'm an operator and I'm standing by."
"Just do the work. No one cares if you get goose bumps."
"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
Tags:legislate, legislates, legislation, legislating, legislate from the bench, legislates from the bench, legislating from the bench, judge, judges, activist judge, activist judges, couch, couches, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, judicial bias, bias, biased, relax, relaxes, relaxing, day off, days off, retired
"It's not really watching TV if I watch it online."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, slacking off, slacking, watch, watching, on the clock, on the job, television, show, shows, online
"Didn't you ever have a book that you just couldn't put down?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, book, books, good book, good books, good read, good reads, addictive, professionalism, unprofessional, inconsiderate, board member, board members, lazy, laziness, shirking, shirk, shirker, shirkers, slacking, slacker, slackers
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
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"So, do you come here often?"
"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever, stirs the brew for an house, takes a smoke break, goes on her phone, we stir the brew, do some chanting, the sun comes up, whatever, we're still stirring, Marissa's on her phone again, and I'm, like, 'Seriously, Marissa?'"
Tags:witch, witches, magic, cauldron, cauldrons, witchs cauldron, witchs cauldrons, potion, potions, witchs potion, witchs potions, workplace gripes, colleague, colleagues, lazy colleague, lazy colleagues, annoying colleague, annoying colleagues, fag break, fag breaks, smoke break, smoke breaks, dossing, dosser, dossers, slacker, slackers, slacking
"They went together, doctor!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, tv, tv addict, tv addicts, addict, addicts, addicted, addicting, addictive, addiction, addictions, binge, binges, binging, bingeing, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge watcher, die, dies, dying, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, repair man, repair men, beloved, beloved possession, beloved possessions, most prized, favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, hobby, hobbies, couch potato, couch potatoes, slacker, slackers, slacking
"He's an excellent multi-slacker."
"Gentlemen, can we stop networking long enough to get some work done around here?"
LISTEN AND LEARN: "Are you sure he's listening to module 3 of 'coping with change'?"
'As you can see... we're one big happy family here.'
"Technically, I'm guarding two posts."
"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
Tags:genius, geniuses, slacker, slackers, slacking, brag, brags, bragging, reputation, reputations, qualified, compliment, compliments, complimenting, review, reviews, reviewing, reviewer, reviewers, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, acclaim, acclaimed, critical acclaim, critically acclaimed, gossip, gossips, gossiping, immodest, modesty, humble, humility, arrogant, arrogance
"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."
"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, business man, business men, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, coffee, coffeee, break, breaks, office break, office breaks, break time, break times, breaktime, breaktimes, break-time, break-times, job, jobs, employee, employees, career, careers, monotony, monotonous, coffee break, coffee breaks, lazy, laziness, slack, slacking, slackers, slacker, procrastinate, procrastination
Oh, The Putzing You'll Do
"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."
Tags:kung fu, kung fu movie, kung fu movies, karate, martial arts, martial arts films, life change, life changes, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, vow, vows, goal, goals, plan, plans, planning, reset, resetting, change, changes, positive change, positive changes, slacker, slackers, slacking
"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."