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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
Tags:slack, slacks, jogger, joggers, pant, pants, comfort, comfortable, comforting, cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, pleated slacks, fashion, leisure, leisurewear
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'As you can see... we're one big happy family here.'
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
Tags:date, dates, single life, single, singles, movie, movies, dinner and a movie, jeans, slacks, trousers, pants, flatter, flatters, flattering, superficial, superficiality, blind date, blind dates, internet date, internet dates, internet dating, online date, online dates, forget, forgets, forgetting, unmemorable, remember, remembers, remembering
"Love them rays, Chief."
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, slack, slacks, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, tan, tans, tanning, suntan, suntans, skive, skives, skiving, worker, workers, unmotivated, undisciplined, ill-disciplined, workplace, workplaces, morale, morales, boss, bosses, fire, fires, fired, firing, firings, sacked, sacking, sackings, sack, sacks, lazy, laziness
"The parent company feels you're slacking off so they want you to take a time out."
"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."
Tags:subtle hint, subtle hints, subtlety, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, hint, hints, hinting, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, boss, bosses, work break, work breaks, long lunch, long lunches, skive, skives, skiving, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, missing person, missing persons, poster, posters, wanted poster, wanted posters
Tags:builder, builders, construction, construction worker, construction workers, slack, slacks, slacker, slackers, skive, skives, skiving, skiver, skivers, relax, relaxes, relaxing, inefficient, inefficiency, slow, slows, caution sign, caution signs, warning sign, warning signs, slowpoke, slowpokes, slow poke, slow pokes, work, worker, workers, working
"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."
Tags:skybox, skyboxes, chair, chairs, easy chair, easy chairs, recliner, recliners, reclining, dad chair, dad chairs, father, fathers, dad, dads, priority, priorities, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, relaxation, relaxing, seat, seats, seating, watch tv, watches tv, watching tv, watch television, watches television, watching television, furniture, furniture store, furniture stores
"I got elected class president. I guess this means I'll be playing golf every weekend."
Tags:school president, school presidents, class president, class presidents, set an example, setting an example, emulate, emulates, emulating, emulation, imitate, imitates, imitation, trump, donald trump, president, presidents, obama, barack, golf, golfing, play golf, plays golf, playing golf, slack, slacks, slacking, bad example, bad examples
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'
Tags:weight gain, weight-gain, fat, fatness, trouser, trousers, belt, belts, loosening, loosen, slack, slacks, date, dates, belly, bellies, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, denial, denials, junk food, fast food, dryer, dryers, laundry, shrinking, unhealthy, lifestyle, lifestyles, danae, non sequitur
Tags:slack, slacks, casual, business casual, street, streets, urban, urban life, modern, modern world, modern life, safe for work, clothes, clothing, dressed, dressing, work, working week, working world, professional, professionals, street walker, street walkers, friday, fridays, morale, morale booster, morale boost
"He's been fine - I haven't had to do a thing."
Tags:babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, husband, husbands, change diapers, changing diapers, diaper, diapers, nappy, nappies, changing nappies, change nappies, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, diaper change, diaper changes, unpleasant job, unpleasant jobs, responsibility, responsibilities, shirk, shirks, shirking
"I think I'll go do some work. I'm actually feeling goof-off fatigue."
Tags:waste time, wastes time, wasting time, goof off, goofs off, goofing off, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, water cooler, water coolers, fatigue, fatigues, fatigued, bored, bored at work, officer worker, office workers, breakroom, break room, break rooms
Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.
"Wendell, I need a stupid excuse right away. What have you got?"
"I didn't actually read the book. I listened to it on audio."
Tags:school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, school teacher, school teachers, student, students, book, books, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, audiobook, audiobooks, audio book, audio books, book on tape, books on tape, read, reader, readers, reading, avoid, avoiding, avoidance, avoids, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers
"Something with an elastic waist band."
Tags:overweight, weight problem, weight problems, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, tailor, tailors, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, elastic waist band, elastic waist bands, slacks, men's clothes, mens clothes, supersize, supersized, super sized, super sized, super-size, super-sized
Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans
Tags:jeans, pants, slacks, slacker, cloths, relaxed fit jeans, stoner, lazy, underpants, bedroom, chubby, trousers, middle age, aging, relaxing, slowing down, chilling, taking it easy, type a, type b, fat, overweight, tighty whities, dressing, rushing, hanging out, denim, demin dan, xl, extra-large, husky jeans, xxl, big and tall
Blood on the slacks.
'Well, it seems you stop at nothing to shirk work, Johnson!'
"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"
Tags:baldo, chore, chores, yardwork, do yardwork, doing yardwork, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, papi, papis, math, summer, summer vacation, summer vacations, school year, school years, end of the school year, math problem, math problems, slack, slacks, chill, chills, chilling, chilling out
"You know, Baldo, I started moving up in the world when I realized my boss is really bad at what he does."
"Look, Baldo...I need to make staff cuts. And I'm not sure I can keep a full-time worker...like Joey."