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"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."
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"Technology is ruining us."
"I won't be in tomorrow. I'm taking a personal snow day."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"Did Hopkins send an unmanned drone again?"
"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
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Tags:procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, stall, stalls, stalling, avoid, avoids, avoiding, put off, puts off, putting off, lazy, laziness, delay, delays, delaying, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, aversion, aversions, hard work, work, working
Fetch the Boomerang
Tags:boomerang, boomerangs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, fetch, playing fetch, play fetch, pet, pets, dog walk, dog walking, walkies, minimal effort, lazy, laziness, cut corners, cutting corners, passive passivity, efficient, efficiency, economical, time saving, time-saver, time-savers, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, clever idea, clever ideas
"Hey, if you could take a drug that made you better at watching TV, wouldn't you?"
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"Love them rays, Chief."
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Tags:recliner, recliners, reclining chair, reclining chairs, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, reclining chair, reclining chairs, couch potato, couch potatoes, consumer, consumers, conumerist, consumerism, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, watch tv, watching tv, watch television, watching television
"The parent company feels you're slacking off so they want you to take a time out."
"We're still moving in."
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A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.
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Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.
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"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."
"I did a lot of thinking in study hall today."
"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."
"How's your substitute history teacher, Baldo?"
"Some people like living in the fast lane. I don't think my dad is one of those. He lives parked in the garage."
"Well, I was born homework-impaired."
"Well, the boss asked what I was doing. And I told him that I wasn't doing what I should be doing, but that I wasn't doing anything that I shouldn't be doing. I guess that wasn't the right answer."
"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."