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'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'
Tags:baseball, baseballs, celebration, celebrations, score, scores, run, runs, homerun, homeruns, home run, home runs, baseball player, baseball players, slap hands, slapping hands, slap, slaps, team, teams, transfer, transfers, fitting, in, rule, rules, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Woman hits man on head with handbag while he speaks on his mobile phone.'
"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, suit, suits, meeting, assault, assaulted, offended, offense, beard, beards, facial hair, over reaction, overreaction, over react, overreact, slap, slapped, slapstick, slap stick, physical comedy, wimp, wimpy, victim, fashion victim, injury, injured, absurd, absurdity, fashion, fashionable, men, man, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, hipster, hipsters
'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'
"This is hand speaking. Would you like to slap a message into him?"
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessmen, businessman, telephone, phone, hands, hand, hallucinate, hallucinating, hallucinations, stress, stressed, stressed out, stresses, hysteria, hysterical, mental stress, stress disorder, take a toll on someone, slap, slaps, slapped, slapping, message, messages, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, busy, therapy, therapists
"Building a Tower of Babel, are they? - I'll slap them with a diversity program they'll never recover from!"
'The Pop-Up Book of Traditional Parenting.'
'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'
"His first out-of-body experience."
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
Tags:fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, fishing, fishing pole, fishing polls, fishing rod, fishing rods, reel in, reels in, reeling in, catch, catches, catching, slap, slaps, slapping, face, faces, smack, smacks, smacking, hit, hits, hitting, tail, tails, revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"
'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
Tags:celebrate, celebration, celebrating, celebrations, high five, high fives, bump fists, bumping fists, lip, lips, plant, plants, planting, planted, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, over the top, gross, slap, slaps, slapping, slapper, slappers, slapped, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What a fluke!...'
Tags:volleyball, volleyballs, volley ball, volley balls, ball, accident, accidents, misfortune, misfortunes, unfortunate, emergency, emergencies, mouth, mouths, eat, eats, eating, swallow, swallows, swallowed, swallowing, swallower, slap, slaps, slapped, slapping, slapper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, slap, slaps, slapping, slapped, slapper, slappers, contact, contacts, contacting, contacted, full-contact, full contact, hit, hits, hitting, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To the delight of the other patrons, Charles gets an unexpected visit from the bluetooth fairy.
'Mum-I need a solicitor!'
Clown bar - Slap happy hour 6-7.
"He wanted to know if I was interested in being both naughty and nice."
'That's a birthmark, Billy. The doctor gave it to me when you were born.'
Witness the Slap & Tickle School of Negotiation.
A slap-up meal.
Slaps on the wrist.
'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'
Lose Weight Fast: 'It's a simple plan - every time you come in and haven't lose weight - we slap you silly.'