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'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'
"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"
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'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'
"His first out-of-body experience."
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
Tags:fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, fishing, fishing pole, fishing polls, fishing rod, fishing rods, reel in, reels in, reeling in, catch, catches, catching, slap, slaps, slapping, face, faces, smack, smacks, smacking, hit, hits, hitting, tail, tails, revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
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'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'
'What a fluke!...'
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'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, slap, slaps, slapping, slapped, slapper, slappers, contact, contacts, contacting, contacted, full-contact, full contact, hit, hits, hitting, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Mum-I need a solicitor!'
'That's a birthmark, Billy. The doctor gave it to me when you were born.'
'You're a great backslapper, but we laid off 8,000 backs.'
A slap-up meal.
Slaps on the wrist.
Hoodies exchanging business cards - mugagranny.com and happyslapper.com.
'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'
'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'
'It's time for your sentence. Which wrist would you like to be slapped on?'
'Happy Slapping - I blame The Three Stooges'
'I don't feel very well today... so, would you please slap yourself?'
Sleeping princess catches a fly.
'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'
'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'
'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'