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'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'
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'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'
'The Pop-Up Book of Traditional Parenting.'
'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'
Man gets smacked in the face by the tail of a fish he's reeling in.
Tags:fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, fishing, fishing pole, fishing polls, fishing rod, fishing rods, reel in, reels in, reeling in, catch, catches, catching, slap, slaps, slapping, face, faces, smack, smacks, smacking, hit, hits, hitting, tail, tails, revenge, avenge, avenges, avenging, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge
"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"
'I don't care if he drove in the winning run. On this team, we slap high fives or bump fists. We do not plant wet ones right on the lips.'
Tags:celebrate, celebration, celebrating, celebrations, high five, high fives, bump fists, bumping fists, lip, lips, plant, plants, planting, planted, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, over the top, gross, slap, slaps, slapping, slapper, slappers, slapped, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What a fluke!...'
Tags:volleyball, volleyballs, volley ball, volley balls, ball, balls, accident, accidents, misfortune, misfortunes, unfortunate, emergency, emergencies, mouth, mouths, eat, eats, eating, swallow, swallows, swallowed, swallowing, swallower, slap, slaps, slapped, slapping, slapper, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'
'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, slap, slaps, slapping, slapped, slapper, slappers, contact, contacts, contacting, contacted, full-contact, full contact, hit, hits, hitting, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
To the delight of the other patrons, Charles gets an unexpected visit from the bluetooth fairy.
'Mum-I need a solicitor!'
"He wanted to know if I was interested in being both naughty and nice."
'That's a birthmark, Billy. The doctor gave it to me when you were born.'
A slap-up meal.
Slaps on the wrist.
'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'
'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'
'It's time for your sentence. Which wrist would you like to be slapped on?'
'I don't feel very well today... so, would you please slap yourself?'
Sleeping princess catches a fly.
'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'
''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''
Barman sends a message from a woman - gives his customer a slap in the face.
'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'