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"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."
"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
Heavenly Packing: Fill Out Doner Card!
"Are you really noah?"
"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"
"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"
Chicken at the door to the Slaughter Room with a sign reading 'The End Is Near'.
'I've hit on a plan! Since an insurance company bought the farm, let's all buy life insurance.'
"I haven't seen chuck in quite a while. I'm getting a little worried."
"I hate myself, I lie all the time: I tell the ewes that the shepherd sends the lambs to a holiday resort every year..."
"It's kind of disturbing: the farmer seems to be obsessed by how big my thighs are..."
"I just heard Farmer Brown say he was taking us to an abattoir...I don't know what that means but it sure sounds fancy!"
"Roads...where you're going you won't need roads!"
"Helluva day to forget my donor card."