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"Why are we here?"
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, pig, pigs, slaughter, slaughter house, slaughter houses, pork, animal slaughter, meaning of life, purpose, purposeless, existential crisis, farm animal, farm animals
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
Tags:cow, cows, beef, beef cow, slaughter, slaughtered, slaughters, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, butcher, butchers, abattoir, abattoirs, millennial, modern, modern life, modern world, achievement, achievements, award, awards, meat, meat industry, food industry, inspect, inspector, cattle, livestock, herd, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarian, vegetarianism, animal
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!" "He makes a strong case for baked ham, Olivia."
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turkey, turkeys, execution, executions, death, slaughter, axe, axes, hatchet, hatchets, language, latin, dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, horace, rome, roman, ancient, history, historical, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, it is sweet and proper to die for one's country, patriotic, patriotism, food, baked ham
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, meal, meals, food, dining, eating, dish, dishes, plate, plates, steak, steaks, beef, unethical, animal rights, slaughter, butcher, butchers, butchery, cruel, cruelty, inhumane, factory farming, industrial farming, raising livestock, farm, farms, farming, animal welfare, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, carnivore, carnivores, meat-eater, meat-eaters
A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving meal, thanksgiving meals, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, thanksgiving holidays, animal, animals, bird, birds, turkey, turkeys, turkey farm, turkey farms, november 27th, november 27, sign, signs, warn, warning, warnings, the world will end, end of the world, the end is near, world's end, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, religion, religious, death, prophet, prophets, prediction, predictions, prophecy, prophecies, slaughter, murder, killing, problem, problems
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Tags:brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested
"Has anyone heard from Stan since he went to the market?"
Tags:this little piggy, this little pig, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, market, went to market, markets, pig, pigs, meat, meat industry, missing person, missing people, missing, died, die, death, slaughtered, slaughter, went to slaughter, slaughtering, slaughtered for market, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
Tags:seance, seances, mediums, psychics, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, chicken, chick, poultry, slaughter, medium, psychic, death, chickens, animals, parodies, heaven, hell, parody, belief, god, religion, death, coping, circle of life, crystal ball
"Let's stay for the Q&A."
Tags:rome, roman, romans, ancient rome, ancient romans, colosseum, stadium, stadiums, gladiator, gladiators, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtered, arena, question and answer, question & answer, speech, speeches, talks, public speaking, public speaking engagement, public speaking engagements, kill, killing, murder, murders, killer, killers, murderer, murderers
"This year, we're fighting back."
'You'd better come with us, sir.'
"You have to go the rest of the way on your own."
'His account's been hacked.'
Tags:smoke signal, smoke signals, indian, indians, american indian, american indians, native american, native americans, hack, hacks, hacker, hackers, hacking, account, accounts, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, email account, e-mail accounts, bison, buffalo, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtered, trick, tricks, dirty trick, dirty tricks, teepee, tipi, teepees, tipis, tepees, tepee
'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'
"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."
Tags:family, families, angry, anger, mad, upset, food, dining, eating, dinner table, dinner tables, family meal, family meals, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dining table, dining table, dinner, dinners, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, christmas dinner, holiday, holidays, meat, animal, animals, slaughter, butcher, butchers, slaughtered, butchered, banquet, banquets, grace, saying grace, prayer, prayers, praying, pray, prays, hippie, hippies, crunchy, earthy, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, memory, in memory, memorial, memorials, in memorial, death, dead, inappropriate, bad timing, animal rights, ethics, unethical, thankful, grateful
"There's been a terrible mistake!!"
Tags:chicken, chickens, fried chicken, southern fried chicken, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, slaughter, animal slaughter, fast food, fast food chain, fast food chains, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurants, mistake, mistakes, terrible mistake, duck, ducks, mistaken identity, tragic mistake, fatal mistake
Unfortunately, Tom isn't aware that he's being fattened up for Thanksgiving Dinner...
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, turkey, turkeys, roast turkey, roast turkeys, thanksgiving dinners, fatten up, fattens up, fattened up, favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, playing favorites, playing favourites, ominous warning, ominous warnings, ominous, extra serving, extra servings, fattened for slaughter, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtered
Origami animals are being driven into a confetti factory slaughter house.
"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."
'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'
"You're kidding! That's horrible. So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"Nobody said the cowbell industry was humane."