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"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."
"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"That one? That cloud also looks like a slaughter house."
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"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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"It's worth a try."
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'Step on it, Larry.'
"Are you really noah?"
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'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'
"There's been a terrible mistake!!"
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"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."
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'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'
'You're making a big mistake.I'm still good for another five gallons of milk.'
Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.
"Nobody said the cowbell industry was humane."
"I gotta tell ya, right about now, I am not feeling particularly thankful!"
'It wasn't the farmer. Your mother talked my head off.'
"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"
Turkey with an ax to grind.
"I realize now that everything in my life has led up to this moment."
'Quick, Tom, put this thong on. It'll have a slimming effect.'
"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"
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