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"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
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"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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'I won't be gone long. He's going to show me where they make hamburgers.'
"There's been a terrible mistake!!"
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"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."
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'You're making a big mistake.I'm still good for another five gallons of milk.'
'There's a reason I only eat organic free range.'
"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"
Turkey with an ax to grind.
"I realize now that everything in my life has led up to this moment."
"Who'd you say you booked this vacation through? Did you EVEN read the reviews?!"
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'Quick, Tom, put this thong on. It'll have a slimming effect.'
"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."
Slaughter your own chickens - 100 yards.
Chicken at the door to the Slaughter Room with a sign reading 'The End Is Near'.
"Recliners, cable and all the corn we can eat. Something ain't right Hank!"
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'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'
'So, when can we move into the new barn?'
'They call us beefalo. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they have in mind for us.'
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
'Even if they stopped eating meat completely, we'd still have to worry about those damn by-products.'