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"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."
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"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
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"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
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"He's working from home today."
'Whoever said, 'getting there was half the fun'?!'
Computerising the galley - 'Productivity is up, but I miss my whip.'
'I like to keep busy. It makes the day go faster.'
'It's hard to get good people, and even harder to keep them.'
"Production's down. You need to pick up the tempo."
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'Okay, who's résumé was in today's out-mail?'
"I'm on zero-hour contract - they only feed me if they need me."
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Jazzed up slave ship.
'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'
"Yes that was good, but ideally we're looking to hire a mindless brute to beat two clubs on a dirty pigskin stretched over a large drum."
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Band playing on board a slave ship.
"Sure, morale Office is a big title and a big job but I've worked long and hard to get ahead and I think I'm making a difference."
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"I asked for a window seat."
'There goes the man from Amnesty International.'
Now its time for the on-board entertainment.
'What do you mean, you didn't bring deodorant?'
"I'm telling you - my last slave ship was powered by a palm pilot."
Noah and his galley slaves