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'I don't get it...after all the budget cuts to streamline the work force, why aren't we moving faster.'
'...But how about this time we make it legal for black people to own white people, and only women have the right to vote?'
'First time working on a government ship?'
"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
"Oh, look, everyone. Dolphins."
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Don't like my slave mastering call 1-800-scream.
"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."
Walter, the guy who thinks nothing's changed since 1860!
"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"Man, this slavery thing sucks!"
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"I may have something rather outside your field. Would you consider indentured servitude?"
400 Years of US Slavery
"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."
"Excellent. Now just the altos."
"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."
"Should I free the gays, too?"
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'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'
"Your last job sounds terrible."
Tags:career change, career changes, career, careers, career path, career paths, galley slave, galley slaves, oar, oars, rowing, rower, rowers, rowing, boat, boats, office drone, office drones, corporate culture, corporate environment, businessmen, businessman, career-change, career-changes, job satisfaction, job dissatisfaction, slavery, slaving
'I'm tired, but it's a good tired.'
"Sims, we've decided to let you go."
Tags:fired, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, prisoner, prisoners, in chains, slavery, freedom, freeing, set free, play on words
'My evaluation said I work better with supervision.'
'It was rated on all the travel websits, best economy cruise.'
Moral Excuses through the ages.
"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
Tags:greek island, greek islands, slave ship, slave ships, slavery, cruise, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruises, tourist, tourists, tourism, greece, greek isle, greek isles, hurry, hurries, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holiday, holidays, holidaying, ocean liner, ocean liners, mediterranean, mediterranean sea, slave driver, slave drivers, taskmaster, taskmasters
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"