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"Like that?"
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housemate, housemates, husband, husbands, wife, wives, cook, cooks, cooking, dinner, chore, chores, house husband, house husbands, unfair, dragon, dragons, slay, slays, slaying, slain, knight, knights, stereotype, stereotypes, role, roles, unequal, uneven, switch, switches, breadwinner, breadwinners, relationships, relationship, misogynist, misogynistic"Here's Mommy now!"
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knight, knights, slay, slays, slaying, slay the dragon, slays the dragon, slaying the dragon, mother, mothers, protect, protects, protecting, parent, parents, fairy tale, fairy tales, baby, babies, baby dragon, baby dragons, mom, moms, mums, mums, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation"Will he know what this is about?"
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david and goliath, david, goliath, sling, slings, torah, bible story, bible stories, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, appointment, appointments, private meeting, private meetings, rock, rocks, slay, slays, slaying, slew, little guy, little guys, stand up, stands up, standing up, secretary, secretaries, message, messages'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'
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internet, internet service provider, internet service providers, isp, pc, pcs, provider, server, medevil, knight, dragon, slain, kill, fantasy, castle, knights, fairy story, fairy stories, dragons, slay, slays, good vs evil, isps"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
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dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales"DUDE, even if you do slay the dragon, you're making a huge heteronormative assumption."
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knight, knights, horse, horses, knight in shining armour, armour, dragon, dragons, slay, slays, slaying, slain, fight, fights, fighting, tower, towers, princess, princesses, locked away, fairy tale, fairy tales, risk, risks, life risk, assumption, assumptions, heteronormative, sexual orientation, sexual orientations, win over, winning over, huge, massive, heteronormativity, risk taker, risk takers, lgbtq+, lgbtq'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'
'Wait! Better give me the big one.'
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golf, golfs, golfing, golfer, golfers, caddie, caddies, assistant, assistants, assisting, assist, dragon, dragons, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, dragonslaying, dragon slaying, slay, slaying, slayer, slayers, mythical creature, mythical creatures, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers...And IIII meeeaaan big. Put up a good fight, too - but we got him... So, what do you wanna do with these?
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pest, pests, control, controls, exterminate, exterminates, exterminators, dragon, dragons, castle, castles, medievil, kingdom, kingdoms, manager, managers, boss, bosses, rid, spare, spares, extra, extras, kill, kills, killed, slay, slays, slayer, serpentine, reptilian, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'
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black knight, dragon, slay, slays, slayer, slayed, slain, phone, phones, phoned, phone call, phone calls, message, phone message, messages, voicemail, voice mail, answering machine, answering machines, fight, fights, fighted, fighting'So what makes you think the murderer was a butcher?'
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murder, murders, murderers, murder scene, crime scenes, clue, clues, murderer, crime, crime scene, homicide, butcher, butcherer, butchery, kill, killing, slay, slaying, criminal, manslaughter, knife crime, knife-crime, stab, stabbing, detective, detectives'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'
'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'
'Is my secondhand smoke offensive to you?'
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dragon, dragons, arthur, legend, andrew, saint andrew, slay, slaying, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, cigarette, cigarettes, cigar, fag, fags, breath, breaths, breathing, secondhand smoke, second hand smoke, second-hand smoke, cancer, lung cancer, tumor, tumours"Seriously, Peggy? You want it written into our wedding vows that I'm willing to slay a dragon for you?"
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pre-nuptials, wedding vow, wedding, weddings, wedding vows, wedding day, wedding days, dragons, hero, heroes, white knight, grooms, bridegroom, bridegrooms, commitment, commitments, vows, slay, dragon, written, marriage, groom, bride, engaged