Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"
Tags:affair, affairs, politician, politicians, scandal, scandals, press conference, press conferences, adulterer, adulterers, infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, bad husband, bad husbands, spouse, spouses, president, presidents, presidential, white house, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, alpha, alpha males, sleaze, sleazy, sleazebag, sleazebags, scumbag, scumbags
"They offered my the part, but the guy was too sleazy."
Jimmy B.'s guide to sleazeball
"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
Tags:life insurance, insurance, insurance broker, brokers, insurance brokers, sales, salesman, salesmen, sleazy, sleaze, fulfilment, pilgrim, pilgrimage, pilgrims, word play, play on words, word, words, enlighten, enlightenment, seeking enlightenment, mountain, mountains, guru, gurus, travelling salesman, market, marketing
"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
Tags:broker, brokers, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, shopping, men, man, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiation skills, call, calls, wife, wives, groceries, grocery, home, housewife, grocery shopping, metropolitan, metropolitan life, urban life, urban, seedy, sleazy, businessman, businessmen, never off the clock, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, work addiction, exec, execs, deal, deals, art of the deal, wheeler dealer, movie, movies, film, films, chores, chore, relationship, relationship building, relationships
'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'
"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."
Tunnel of Jerks
Tags:jerk, jerks, tunnel, tunnels, ride, rides, boat, boats, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, riding, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, harassment, harasser, harassers, sleazebag, sleazebags, jerk, jerks, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, put through the ringer, businesswoman, businesswomen, feminist, feminists, feminism
"He's Richard Gere without the principles."
Tags:movie star, movie stars, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, richard gere, principles, principled, actor, actors, acting, filmmaker, filmmakers, filmmaking, niche, niches, cast, casts, casting agent, casting agents, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, film star, film stars, representative, representatives, representation, selling point, selling points
"Detective Grayson. Sleaze."
"Care for a sleazeball?"
"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wishing, happy, happiness, content, contented, smug, smugly, smugness, punch, punches, punching, sadism, suit, suits, sleazy, sleaze, mean, meanness, nastiness, hurt, hurting, waste, wasted, wastes, satisfaction, satisfied, power, powerful, lamp, lamps, smug, smugness
"You're right! There are no women on the Joint Chiefs of Staff – I can't believe I never noticed that!"
Tags:bar, bars, chat-up line, chat-up lines, pick-up line, pick-up line, joint chiefs of staff, gender equality, gender inequality, equal representation, unequal representation, gender imbalance, institutional sexism, male dominated workplace, male dominated, patronising, patronise, patronising, patronizing, patronize, patronizing, sleaze, sleazy, politics
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
Tags:candy, candies, nicety, niceties, hotel, hotels, bellhop, bellhops, extra, extras, bonus, bonuses, accommodations, accommodation, accommodating, sleazy, cheap hotel, cheap hotels, motel, motels, perk, perks, lollipop, lollipops, candy, candies, pillow, pillows, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveling
"I'm married, but it's not serious."
"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
Tags:sleeze, sleaze, sleazy, creep, creepy, creeps, miss world, miss america, miss universe, miss united states, beauty, beautiful, model, models, modelling, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, pageants, pageantry, women, woman, mayor, mayorial, sash, sashes, indicative, indicate, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, oogle, oggle
"Step a little closer, baby, and let some of the magic rub off."
"Give me a hint. I'm sleeping with a lot of lobbyists."
Tags:hint, hints, hinting, identity, guess, guesses, sleep around, sleeps around, sleeping around, lobbyist, lobbyists, corruption, corrupt, politician, politicians, washington politics, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, sleaziness, scandal, scandals, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, campaign finance, campaign finance reform, lawmaker, lawmakers, senator, senators, senate, congressman, congressmen, congressional representative, congressional representatives
Strictly off the record.
'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'
Tags:environment, carpooling, carpool, carpools, commute, commutes, commuting, environmentally friendly, environmentalist, environmentalists, spouse, wife, smug, arrogance, seedy, sleazy, bimbo, jealous, jealousy, envy, global warming, bigger picture, petty, grievance, solution, traffic, car pool, car pooling
"That's good old Ralph for you. Even when he's with the girl he loves, he loves the girl he's near."
Tags:cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, sleaze, sleazy, womaniser, womanizer, womanisers, womanizers, philanderer, philanderers, rake, rakes, relationship, relationships, bad boyfriend, bad boyfiremds, bad husband, bad husband, adulterous, adulterer, adulterers, faithless, fickle
"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."
Tags:agent, agents, hollywood, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, actor, actors, acting, parasite, parasites, hanger-on, hangers-on, posse, posses, entourage, entourages, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, movie industry, movie industries, film industry, film industries, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, honest, honesty, being honest, level, levels, leveling, level with you, candid, los angeles, la, l.a.