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"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
Snowman sledging through barbed wire.
"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"
Tags:sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, rudolf, rudolph, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st nick, st. nick, st nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, drunk, drunks, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink driver, drink driver, drink driving, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholic, alcoholics
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
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'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'
Santa hits the Moon.
'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'
Tired Sleigh Dog.
My Other Car Is A Sleigh
If This Vehicle Is Being Operated In A Dangerous Or Reckless Manner Please Call.....
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Stickers on Santa's Sleigh
Tags:santa, elves, child window stickers, car window, decals, window stickers, family window stickers, christmas, santa claus, santa's sleigh, sleigh, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, father christmas, saint nick, christmas eve, st nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, st nicholas, festive period
"I need to slow down? I thought YOU were guiding my sleigh tonight."
Deer with lighted tail on Santa's sleigh.
"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."
Tags:consequences, slippery slope, slippery slopes, business ethics, corporate ethics, toboggans, sleighs, sled, sleds, sledge, sledges, toboggan, slide, sleigh, management, covering your ass, legal, law and order, white collar crime, unethical, over the edge, over the line, privacy issues, legal issues, chances of getting caught, cost-benefit analysis, gray area
Running out of Gas.
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'
Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'