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Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
Sounds of the Rainforest
'The sounds of the ocean aren't relaxing to me. I keep worrying about a tsunami.'
"Try these. All my cartoon character customers tell me they've never slept better."
Sheep counting shepherds.
"On the other hand, the constant gurgling sound helps us sleep."
"You hear a babbling brook. I hear white noise."
'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'
'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'
"Let's not watch this TV show."
"Your papi always falls asleep when he turns on the TV."
' ... and those are the possible side effects of this sleep aid, Mr. Weston ... Mr. Weston?'
'Must you end every bedtiime story with 'and then they were blown up by terrorists'?!'
"I'll sleep on it and let you know in the morning."