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Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'
Sounds of the Rainforest
Sheep counting shepherds.
'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'
'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'
"Let's not watch this TV show."
"Your papi always falls asleep when he turns on the TV."
' ... and those are the possible side effects of this sleep aid, Mr. Weston ... Mr. Weston?'
'I had another nightmare about Social Security.'
"I'll sleep on it and let you know in the morning."