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"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
The City that Never Sleeps.
"How's the insomnia?"
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."
'Honey, honey. You've got to stop walking and talking in your sleep!'
'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'
"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"
"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."
"The baby cried all night, so I really need to find a meeting where I can get some sleep!"
"I snore says my wife!"
"When I drink coffee I can't sleep."
"Why can't there be a snooze button?!"
"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."
"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"