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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'
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Women sleep less well than men.
'I'm too tired to eat, Mom. I've got chronic fatigue syndrome.'
Bulltoon: Bull dozer!
'Of course I'm not mad that the meeting's over, I'm mad that you woke me up!'
'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'
"I just don't feel right unless I get my normal eight hours of semiconscious drifting in and out of sleep."
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'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'
'I dreamed about your case last night so I billed for it.'
"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"
Tags:cat, cats, cat nap, cat naps, catnap, catnaps, playing to your strength, playing to your strengths, dream job, dream jobs, hr, human resources, hr department, hr departments, human resources department, human resources departments, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, love to sleep, loves to sleep, sleeper, sleepers, short nap, short naps
'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'
Acme Sleep Clinic: ring bell for service.
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Student hangs a 'do not disturb' sign from his foot while he sleeps.
Sleeping man leaves rest room.
"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, student, students, school, schools, secondary school, secondary schools, high school, high schools, class, classes, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"Arthur's attention span is pretty short, I'm afraid."