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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.
'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'
A day in the life of a cat
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Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch
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"I died in my sleep."
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
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"It doesn't have to be a fancy cardboard box. We're only going to sleep in it."
"Now can we turn in?"
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A prisoner dreams of sheep jumping over the walls of the jail.
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'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
"It's only until spring."
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A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man
'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."
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Knowing that his post-lunch fatigue was destined to strike, Larry wore his head-mounted airbag.
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
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'We don't have to anesthetize patients anymore. I just walk in with this and they pass out in a second.'
Tags:technology, computers, leisure, language, word play, suburban, disconnect, disconnects, disconnecting, off-grid, go off-grid, going off-grid, unplug, unplugs, unplugging, relax, relaxes, relaxation, leisure, leisure time, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, hammock, hammocks, fresh air, mankoff
'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'
"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...