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'I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Jennings, but it's time for your sleeping pills.'
"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."
"Try these. All my cartoon character customers tell me they've never slept better."
'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'
"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."
"Wake up, Mr. Jones! It's time for your sleeping pill!"
'How's the new insomnia pill going?'
'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'
'60,000 milligrams. . . 60,000? As a pharmacist, didn't you think that much Ambien might be a tad excessive for Mr.Van Winkle?'
Dr Conrad Murray: Dr Bad?
'Phew, you've mixed your laxatives with your sleeping tablets again, haven't you!'
'It says 'A possible side effect could be drowsiness'!'
'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'
'You told me to come back if those sleeping pills didn't work.'
'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'
'The kids are still napping? Didn't they want to plan with the colorforms?' 'Colorforms? Gulp.'
When kids have trouble sleeping on the night before Easter, they are often visited by the ether bunny.
Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.
'I need stronger sleeping pills for the wife. She wakes up during the day!'
'Somebody slipped a tranq in the rani's twanky.'
"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
"I can't sleep. I think that I'll trot out and get myself darted."