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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
"Now can we turn in?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, cave, caves, hibernation, hibernating, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, bedtime, going to bed, going to sleep, sport, sports, sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, football, american football, final, finals, game, games, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, man, men
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
Tags:sleep, sleep fairy, sleep fairies, fairy, fairies, sleepy, sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleeping problem, sleeping problems, anxious, anxiety, anxiousness, anxieties, coffee, coffees, cuppa joe, cup of joe, sleep problem, sleep problems, restless, caffeine, restlessness
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
"Maybe if we had better teachers we could learn new tricks."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, teacher, teachers, education, excuse, excuses, lazy, sleepy, lethargic
'What gave him this idea?'
Sensing that he was about to doze off, the air bag on Wade's computer rapidly deployed,
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
Tags:drink, drinks, hyper, hype, caffeine, caffeinated, caffeinated drinks, cola, can, cans, bag of cans, big bag of cans, productivity, productive, health, healthy, health conscious, nap, napping, sleep, sleep quality, sleepy, sleeping, drowsy, energetic, genki, energy, pun, puns, parody, parodied, working life, working, modern, modern world, modern life
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, coffee shop, coffee shops, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, barista, baristas, drink, drinks, drinking, coffee, coffees, decaf, decaffeinated, caffeine, caffeinated, sleepy, tired, sleeping, napping, energy, low energy, trend, trends, trendy, food trends, drug, stimulant, stimulants, fitness, health
"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"
Tags:lazy, sleep, sleeping, sleepy, cat life, life of a cat, cat nap, cat naps, nap, naps, napping, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives
'Oh boy, I had the best nap today!'
"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"
'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'
Ode to Rip Van Winkle.
"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."
"He'll finish your nap for you."
Tags:office, offices, corporate, nap, naps, napping, napping on the job, goofing off, asleep at the wheel, sleeping on the job, sleep, sleepy, sleeping, assistant, assistants, fatigue, tired, intern, interns, internship, internships, underling, underlings, staying awake, afternoon nap, afternoon naps
Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.
A sleepy looking driver waits for a passenger in a sleepy looking car.
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
Tags:work, working, worker, workers, worked, tire, tires, tired, sleepy, sleep, sleeps, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, quest, quests, internet, website, websites, web, webs, net, nets, site, sites, discreet, discreetly, avoid, avoids, attention, attentions, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, close to home
"Come and get me, coppers!"
"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, worry, worries, worrying, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stay awake, stays awake, staying awake, overtired, stress, stressed out, freaked out, freaking out, calm, calm down, calming down, sleepy, late night, late nights
After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.
"She does this when she's tired."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, kid, kids, childhood, misbehaving, badly behaved, behaving badly, misbehaved, acting out, tantrums, tantrum, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviour, saw, saws, chainsaw, chainsaws, insubordinate, insubordination, challenging behaviour, melt down, melt downs, tired, tiredness, sleepy, furniture, destruction, destructive, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"I learned a new trick today. Just kidding."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, trick, tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, lazy, inactive, lethargic, sleepy, apathetic, indifferent, uninterested, disinterested