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Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'
Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'
'I didn't say to hook up the 'rain gear'!'
'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'
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'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'
'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'
"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."
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'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'
Santas Key Deliverables.
'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'
'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'
'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'
'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'
'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'
Santa delivering newspapers
Elf Entrepreneur - Rudolph Burgers.
With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.
"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."
Santa's Near Miss