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"I make a point of sleeping in."
"Dang! I missed Christmas again!"
'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'
'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'
Just a sec...
'Sorry I'm late - I was asleep when my alarm went off.'
Jack had a brief Monday morning fright, when he thought he had overslept, until he realized he was just a dog, and that dogs don't go to work.
"My staycation was an extra 20 minutes in bed."