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"If you're so enlightened, how come you can't lick that slice?"
"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'
'I didn't say you're getting old, Cap'n - I just asked if you need glasses!'
The Gurdleys always reveled in Uncle Howie's holiday tradition of slicing the meat while juggling the carving knife, turkey and gravy.
For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,
Don Quixote attacks a windmill.
'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'
'D you mind if I join you?'
'George! I thought you sliced all the time...That was a hook!'
'For goodness sake, David - you'll never correct that slice in time, try your sling!'
'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'
Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
Penknife on the crest of a wave.
'Mario's Instant Pizzas.'
Advertising for the guillotine: 'It chops! It cuts! It slices! It dices!'
Island being cut up by sharks.
It was Tom's best birthday ever, even though it didn't fix his slice.
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