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Woman and sport trainer
"Care to shed a few pounds lady?"
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
Did the new slimming drug test okay? No, sorry, too many side effects!
"That Wu-Long tea diet is starting to look better every day."
"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."
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Stick insect's Body Mass Index
"...Yes, that's all you're getting. We started my diet today."
'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'
'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'
'People kept making fun of us for being slim.'
'I need a fatter friend.'
Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.
The Obese Sign Holder for Health Foods and Slim Gym.
Desert Island Slimmer of the Year award.
Slimming salon offers to take pounds off (your purse).
The cake diet.
'Do you have any chocolate flavoured ones...?'
Media Attention for Aliens
'Hello Judith, how is your diet going...'
Width restriction on door into Slimming Class.
'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'
'Prawn Cocktail. My old nemesis.' - 'Go on... just try a mouthful.' - 'I forget why I don't like prawns...' - 'Is it because they might wriggle back to life in your mouth?' - 'Bleurgh!' - 'Sea food can be very slimming.'