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"No, those stripes don't make you look any thinner."
'That's our cheapest diet plan.'
Try Our Weight Reduction Program and Lose Weight: 'I lost the most by not eating at all.'
'For seven days I do your eating for you. Slim week.'
'Someone should have awarded a Nobel Prize for the inventor of Spandex.'
Slimming Club: New Members Entry.
'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'
'It's the latest slimming food, a jar of air.'
'Prawn Cocktail. My old nemesis.' - 'Go on... just try a mouthful.' - 'I forget why I don't like prawns...' - 'Is it because they might wriggle back to life in your mouth?' - 'Bleurgh!' - 'Sea food can be very slimming.'
A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!
Slimming Salon - Double Doors In, Single Doors Out.
"My wallet's considerably slimmer..."
"Have you heard about the new Diet Pill?" "I'm married to one."
'She was always very proud of her figure.'
'It's loaded with sugar and covered in full fat milk. So if Goldilocks ever does try it again, at least we'll have the satisfaction of knowing that she's ruining her figure.'
Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.
'Don't bother unless you have a slimming manual.'
Pig escapes slaughter through diet and exercise.
'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'
Why diet milkshakes work.
'Whoever said 'swimming is slimming' was an idiot.'
'Want the perfect diet?Don't eat while your wife's on the phone!'