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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
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"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
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"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"
'I think you need to clean the birdbath.'
Annual Slime Removal
"Who, her? She left here weeks ago. . . before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since."
'Hey, Darlin', this cologne hasn't been tested on rats or pigs has it?'
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'Take that back or I will turn you into a liberal democrat.'
Big game hunting in France.
'Go ahead, they're actually not as slimy as they look... Well, except for this one... I wouldn't touch this one.'
'Thickening mucus is life's way of telling you to slow down.'
'That's Gary from HR...don't bother, you can never get a hold of him...'
'My message is always consistent depending upon which special interest group I'm pandering to.'
'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'
'Who, her? She left here two weeks ago. That was before you and I even met. She's been on her way home ever since.'
"Secreting or non-secreting"
'We think he has a future in politics.'
'I plan on making the door by the time I hit thirty.'
Oh...did I say I'd catch you? It's so hard to trust the word of politicians these days, I find!
'There I was doing a little innocent rattling, when suddenly this (ugh!) slimy cowboy slithered across my path.'
'Why, you're right -- they're not cold and slimy at all!'
'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'