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"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."
David and Goliath and bra-sling
"Ha! You missed!"
'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'
Dog runs after slingshot as he would a stick.
"C'mon, Goliath - if you think little David can beat you then you've got rocks in your head."
"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"
"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"
"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"
"Now be careful Goliath or you will shoot your eye out."
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'Okay on three jump.'
Sling shooter misses a bird and hits a plane.
'David, I taught you to not throw rocks at people.'
'Him? Teacher's pet? Must mean that she keeps him in a cage?'
'You hate to see this kind of thing.'
And there goes the school window...
"You hate to see this kind of thing."
"Stop! Who's armed?"
"...and get that sling out of my court."
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"So, General, what do you think of this new idea for a bridging technique?"
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"I SAW THAT."