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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'
Have U had an accident? Please take one.
Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'
Lawyer to client: 'Your slip and fall on ice would have more credibility if you weren't drinking ice tea at the time ... at South Beach.'
"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."
"My friend Bernarda fell this morning. But it's okay...it just bruised her poquito."
Secretasry to lawyer: 'Some clown here to see you about a high profile slip and fall.'
'Can't you be more careful, Tom? You KNOW how I scold the children for leaving things on the stairs!'