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"How small will he get?"
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dog, dogs, businessmen, businessman, pupper, puppy, puppies, cute, cutely, tiny, tiny dog, small dog, little dog, doggies, leash, leashed, pet to work, working world, comically small, disparity, size, sizes, misunderstanding, misunderstood, making, making conversation, conversation skills, slip-up, slip of the tongue, slip up, conversational, elevator, lift"You folks like a little something?"
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play on words, little people, shrunken people, jokes about size, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining out, eating out, night out, date night out, date night, portions, portion size, order, ordering, taking an order, cafe, cafes, slip up, freudian slip, freudian slips"They told me it would be and excellent resumé. What else does it say?"
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resume, resumes, application, applications, job application, job applications, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, cv, curriculum vitae, idiot, idiots, slip up, slip-up, slip ups, slip-ups, oblivious, obliviousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, cv writer, cv writers, resume writer, resume writers"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
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aztec, aztecs, mayan, mayans, civilisation, civilization, ancient, ancient history, ancient civilization, ancient civilisation, civilisations, calendar, calendars, mistake, mistakes, art, artist, artists, sculpt, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, elaborate, no going back, permanent, historical, slip up, mess up'Quiet, here he comes!'
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banana, bananas, banana skin, banana skins, fruits, trip up, slip up, slipping up, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, peel, peels, fall over, falling over, trick, tricks, trickster, prank, prankster, fruit, trip, slip, banana peel, banana peels, fall"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."
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breakfast, breakfast table, morning newspaper, letter, letters, post, mail, love letter, love letter, lover letters, army, army regulations, military, ww2 soldier, wwii soldier, world war two soldier, world war ii soldier, ww2 soldiers, wwii soldiers, world war two soldiers, world war ii soldiers, soldiers letter, soldiers letters, give away, give the game away, gave the game away, reveal, revelation, slip up, aloha, hawaii, honolulu, pearl harbour, vintage, 1940s, dating, dates, relationships, relationship, 1940s dating, 1940s relationships"You called me Ishmael!"
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, moby dick, white whale, call me ishmael, ishmael, married life, marriage, mistake, mistakes, slip up, slip ups, slip-up, freudian slip"Of course, I'd love to, Geoff. If only that chair weren't so flimsy."
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married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, romance, romantic, love, loving, pillow, intimate, intimates, critic, everyone's a critic, notes, note, noting, review, reviews, improve, improvement, improvements, critique, critiqued, critiquing, critiques, criticise, criticism, criticisms, critical, cross examine, cross-examined, compatibility, communication, good communication, communication skills, experiment, experimenting, experimental, inventive, faux pas, slip up, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, accident, spicing, spicing it up, chair, chairs, risky, risk, can't risk it, won't risk it, flimsyTheresa May
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theresa may, tories, may, theresa, election, politics, politician, pm, prime minister, slip, slip up, conservative, conservatives, party'You'll do just fine at this job, Son. It's one that can be done by any idiot ... '
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business, executives, ceos, fathers, sons, family business, jobs, nepotism, idiots, slips, slip of tongue, slip up, slip of the tongue"Nothing to worry about . . . just a sprained angle."
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sprained ankle, ankle sprain, sprained ankles, sprain, sprains, ankle, ankles, twisted ankle, injury, ankle strain, back strain, back pain, joint damage, chronic pain, ligament, bruise, boo-boo, black and blue, slip up, diagnosis, pinpoint, get a fix on, examination, triangle, triangles, equilateral triangle, acute triangle, acute angleCaution - slippery surface.
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slippery surface, slip, danger, dangers, warning sign, banana skin, bananas, banana, pratfall, nanny state, pavement, sidewalk, slip, slip-up, slip up, falling over, fall over, hazard, hazards, symbol, symbols, threat, watch out, trouble ahead, peel, caution, slapstick, comedy'It's the same special as yesterday...'
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waiter, waiters, special, specials, specials board, specials boards, daily specials, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, eating out, order, orders, menu, menus, orders, cutting corners, customer, customers, client, clients, slip up, slip ups, mistake, mistakes'I'll share everything with you except my anger, dammit!'
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partner, partners, couple, couples, share, shares, sharing, shared, anger, angers, angry, angriness, angered, angering, anger issue, anger issues, anger problem, anger problems, anger management, slip up, slip ups, slipped up, slipping up, mistake, mistakes, problem, problems