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"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.
'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'
RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
Tags:tip, tips, tipping, tipping money, dog, dogs, slipper, slippers, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, obedient, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, profit, profits, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, make money, makes money, greed, greedy, greediness, best friend, man's best friend
"They're for emotional protection."
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, booze, liquor, phone, phone call, phone calls, fetch, playing fetch, slipper, slippers, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training
'Dang slippery solar panels!'
Dog dropping slippers out of the window.
Tags:lassie, bedrooms, slipper, slippers, gregor samsa, blackbeard, bedroom, metamorphosis, kafka, night, franz kafka, literary character, literary characters, historical figure, historical figures, fictional character, fictional characters, famous, fame, edward teach, bedtime, bedtimes, bedroom, bedrooms, bedside, bedsides
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Why, those aren't my slippers!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, secret, secrets, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, slipper, slippers, wrong, incorrect
"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
Pet owner struggles
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
Cinderella wasn't playing hard to get. . . it's just that this time around she insisted on orthotics!!
"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer's block, writers block, muse, muses, dog, dogs, pet, pets, disrespect, disrespectful, insecurity, insecurities, out of work, flash in the pan, respect, slipper, slippers, chore, chores, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, publisher, publishers, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents
"According to my recent poll your approval rating has dropped since you started chewing slippers."
"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."
'No...the minimum wage does not apply to you fetching my slippers!'
"Just the slippers is fine!"
'...They gave me the pink slipper.'