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"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, prince, princes, prince charming, cinderella, glass slipper, shoe, shoes, slipper, slippers, footwear, messy, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, flaw, flaws, flawed, imperfect, red flag, bad sign, dating, date, dates, first date, first dates, first impression, first impressions
'Will you quit hogging the covers?!'
A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.
'What could I say? They are her most Eastery shoes.'
RAF Rapidly Approaching Fifty
"You are one sick rabbit."
Tags:bunny, bunnies, animals, slippers, feet, shoes, rabbit, taxidermy, canibalism, sick bunny, sick bunnies, bunny slippers, fur, fur shoe, fur shoes, animal fur, animal rights, disgust, disgusting, intraspecies, intra-species, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, animal rights activism, wear fur, wearing fur
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
Tags:tip, tips, tipping, tipping money, dog, dogs, slipper, slippers, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, obedient, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, profit, profits, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, make money, makes money, greed, greedy, greediness, best friend, man's best friend
"They're for emotional protection."
'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'
"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, booze, liquor, phone, phone call, phone calls, fetch, playing fetch, slipper, slippers, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training
Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, slippers, bunny slippers, rabbit slippers, comfort, unprofessional, professionalism, business managers, boss, bosses, rabbit, rabbits, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, management style, management styles, heels, wearing heels at work
Dog dropping slippers out of the window.
Tags:lassie, bedrooms, slipper, slippers, gregor samsa, blackbeard, bedroom, metamorphosis, kafka, night, franz kafka, literary character, literary characters, historical figure, historical figures, fictional character, fictional characters, famous, fame, edward teach, bedtime, bedtimes, bedroom, bedrooms, bedside, bedsides
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Why, those aren't my slippers!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, secret, secrets, affair, affairs, extramarital affair, extramarital affairs, cheating, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, slipper, slippers, wrong, incorrect, cheating wife, cheating wives
"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"
A dog brings oversized shoes to his master who is a clown.
Pet owner struggles
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'
Dog Sells Fetched Slippers
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, slipper, slippers, shoe, shoes, chew, chewing, chewed, domestic pet, domestic pets, man's best friend, consumerism, animal, animals, fetch, fetched, sell, selling, sale, sold, shop, shopping, peddler, peddlers, sidewalk, pavement, sidewalks, strange, surreal, strange image, begging, beggar, beggars
"Next time make two trips."
"According to my recent poll your approval rating has dropped since you started chewing slippers."
"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer's block, writers block, muse, muses, dog, dogs, pet, pets, disrespect, disrespectful, insecurity, insecurities, out of work, flash in the pan, respect, slipper, slippers, chore, chores, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, publisher, publishers, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents