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"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
'Bloody solar panels!'
'Nobody reads anymore.'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, pole vault, pole vaults, pole vaulter, pole vaulters, pole vaulting, slippery, slip, slips, slipping, slipped, wet, read, reads, reading, notice, notices, warn, warns, warning, sign, signs, groundsman, groundsmen, grounds man, grounds men, run up, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Let me rephrase your question and answer with a 10 second sound bite to catch the next news cycle.'
Road - Slippery When Wet.
'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
Tags:slug, animal, slime, slime trail, trail of slime, gastropod, slimy, slick, gross, icky, slippery, sticky, ooze, goo, anthropomorphic, music, song, sing, singing, musician, instrument, musical instrument, guitar, playing guitar, singing cowboy, cowboy hat, old west, american west, wild west, out west, desert, melody, tune, ditty
"The banana peels create dramatic tension."
Tags:runway, runways, fashion, fashion show, fashion shows, model, models, fashion model, fashion models, runway model, runway models, pose, poses, catwalk, catwalks, banana, bananas, banana peel, banana peels, slip, slippery, tension, drama, dramatic, dramatic tension, audience, viewers, peel, peels
During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.
The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.
Tags:d.i.y., do it yourself, health and safety, health & safety, gardening chore, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, ice, icey, slippery, accident, accidents, path, paths, wintry conditions, winter, gardening advice, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
An omelet waiting to happen
Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.
Puttin' on the Ritz sign on a stage.
Humpty dumpty on wall with banana peel.
'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.
'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'
Snow Tire Sale: We Skid You Not
Bernie's slippers always seem to work just fine.
Tags:sweatband, sweatbands, tennis, player, players, compare, compares, comparing, compared, comparison, comparisons, slip, slips, slipping, slipped, slippery, difference, differ, differs, differences, sweat band, sweat bands, racket, rackets, stretch, stretches, stretching, stretched, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'There's another wet spot over here.'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, mop, mops, mopping, mopper, wipe, wipes, wiping, wiper, wipers, ref, refs, referee, referees, umpire, umpires, wet spot, wet spots, caution, cautions, cautioning, cautioned, slip, slips, slipping, slippery, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'
'I always use lots of oil when I give a massage...oops!'
Caution Slippery When Wet