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'Now walk in a straight line... nah I'm just messing with you.'
"Can't you just crawl? Must you slither?"
'I won't be around, but think, Billy - you will see the end of this race in your lifetime!'
"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."
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'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'
'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'
'Sorry you lost your job, but I'm sure you'll get back on your feet.
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'Your shoe's untied.'
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'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'
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'Halfway through the 100-meter slither, he pulled up with a body cramp.'
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'Ken, you idiot! You slithered right across his line!'
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'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'
'We really must do something about that pet door.'
'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'
"You have a great sense of humus!"
'I can't feel my legs.'
'Lizards think they have it tough! They should slither a mile in our shoes!'
'Stanley, you are so gullible. So let me guess, one of them slid in with the 'everyone else is asleep and I'm scared' routine again, right?'
'Let's not slither across the road here kids: There's broken glass everywhere...'
'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'
Special offer on snakeskin ties.
'There I was doing a little innocent rattling, when suddenly this (ugh!) slimy cowboy slithered across my path.'
'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'
Snake Breeding Program...KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING! Welcome all ye who slither here
"So you say you're a 'fly?' Well, I'm a 'waddle' and my friend here is a 'slither'! Ha, ha!"