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"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."
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'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'
"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."
Eventual Motion Machine
"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."
"Just because I'm broke doesn't mean I should get a job."
"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."
"When they said, 'For better or worse' they didn't say anything about football!"
"I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!"
"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."
Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!
"The little piggy went to Marquette. This little piggy stayed home..."
Tags:reynolds unwrapped, marquette, university, universities, uni, unis, college, colleges, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, lobs, slobbery, career, careers, career plan, career plans, this little pig when to market, pun, puns, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, pig, pigs, piggy
"He's fine, Ma'm."
'This is exhausting, I quit.'
'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'
'Well, this would explain why the house is such a mess. This is the 'Honey Don't List'.'
Tags:cat, cats, honey do list, honey do lists, honey-do-list, honey-do-lists, to do list, to do lists, to-do list, to-do lists, slob, slobs, slobbery, feline, felines, lazy, laziness, husband, husbands, married life, wife, wives, married couple, domestic, domestics, marital problem, marital problems
'It's time to go, kemo-slobby.'
The Coronation of Ethelred the Unkempt
Desert Island Slob.
Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.
'Hello, 911? It's my husband! I don't know what's wrong with him. He said there's nothing on TV and he just wants to talk!'
'Here it is, Mom. . . 'Never make any sudden moves around an adult male protecting his remote. Let him know you have no intention of taking it from him and he will gradually come to his senses.''
'You think your son's is bad? You should see Jimmy's tomb. Clothes everywhere! Oh, Laura, it's not easy raising the dead.'
'Your father refuses to get a job. He lives by the motto, 'If we're broke, don't fix it.''