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"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"
'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'
'As you can see, I'm nothing like that person in my resume.'
"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."
A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.
"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."
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'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'
Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.
"I'm running a loose ship."
Tags:housewife, household chore, household chores, house-work, housewives, untidy, untidiness, slob, slobs, slobbery, slobbish, slobbishness, lazy, laziness, tight ship, tight ships, running a tight ship, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, housekeeping, housekeeper, housekeepers, house-keeping, house-keeper, house-keepers
"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"
Tags:work from home, working from home, telecommutes, home office, home offices, slobbery, dress code, dress codes, business attire, telecommute, telecommuting, dress code, underwear, casual clothes, teleworking, slob, slobbish, untidy, sloppy, beard, unshaven, casual, casual fridays, pants, office, employee, job, very casual, undergarments, sock, slippers, vest, suit, formal setting, formal, from home
'The pigs can't move, they just lie there... it's awful.'
'don't you care what you do to our reputation?'
'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'
'OK, OK, I'll make sure I replace the loo roll from now on!'
'Have you been missing the toilet bowl again?'
'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'
Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'
'Can I take your lower orders?'
"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."
Tags:smart home, smart-home, smart-homes, smart homes, smart house, lazy, laziness, i.o.t., internet of things, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancements, lazing about, untidy, slob, slobs, slobbery, slobbish, kid, kids, chore, chores, housework, household chore, household chores
"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."