Slobby Cartoons and Comics

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"

"It's fast-casual."

Spot suffered from a rare case of reverse lycanthropy, where every full moon he would turn into a human and spend the night eating spaghetti, watching tv, and, like, doing taxes and stuff.

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

No, as a matter of fact he's lousy in bed, too.

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

'Plates? Dude, are you turning metrosexual on me ?'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"Of course it's no trouble. George will put the ketltle on."