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'Have you met my protege?'
'Oh,you know, the usual...500 channels and nothing on.'
"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
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'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'
'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."
"I think Dad is the reason Mom never married."
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"As you can see, I need one more wall to make this space really work."
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"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"
Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
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'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'
The mind-body problem
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A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".
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"Here's your problem."
'I told you this would happen if you kept leaving your clothes on the floor.'
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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"You don't get water retention, dear. You get pizza retention."
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"Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have."
"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
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"They should stand."
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"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"
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