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Bad moments in skiing.
"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"
Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.
"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."
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'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'
"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."
Todays feisty seniors
Sled breaks through snow globe.
'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'
'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'
'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'
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'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'
'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'
As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.
"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"
Possums that ski.
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"If we have to run downhill, I would prefer it if you were to go first..."
"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"
Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"
Young drivers' guide to road signs