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Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.
"Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have."
'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, sloppy, messy, untidy, clutter, disorder, disorganised, disorganized, housecleaning, house cleaner, house cleaners, maid, maids, maid service, cleaning service, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies
'As you can see... we're one big happy family here.'
"We appreciate your making the effort to attend this breakfast meeting, Mr. Kadlow."
"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."
Tags:office, offices, office mate, office mates, desk, desks, organization, organized, messy desk, messy desks, mess, messy, disorganized, disorganization, counterproductive, counter culture, counter productive, office ettiquete, slob, slobs, sloven, slovenly, misanthrope, misanthropic, non-conformist, non-conformity, disorder, sloppy, untidy, smoker, smokers, drinker, drinkers, bad employee, bad employees, contrarian, contrarians, contrary
"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"
"Yep, I taught him to retrieve pizza from the local carry-out!"
"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"
"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"
Tags:wages of sin, baseball, baseball players, scratch, scratches, scratching, spit, spits, spitter, spitters, spitting, slob, slobs, sloppy, baseball player, disgust, disgusts, disgusting, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, tobacco, tobacco user, tobacco users, chewing tobacco, dip, dips, dipping
"The girl I fell in love with and married was an airline stewardess. An airline stewardess, Marie! Have you forgotten what that once meant to you?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, fall in love, airline stewardess, airline stewardesses, stewardess, stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, cabin crew, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, sloppy, personal appearance, unclean, messy, unattractive, uncaring, unkempt, unmotivated, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, meaning, housewife, housewives
"I need a shirt that hides food stains."
Gibberish at the Pharmacy
"I'm going to write you out a prescription, but it's going to be very hard to read."
Tags:prescription, prescriptions, handwriting, hand writing, hard to read, difficult to read, penmanship, doctor, doctors, doctor's note, doctor's notes, prescription pad, prescription pads, write out, writes out, writing out, prescribe, prescribes, medication, medications, prescribing, sloppy, sloppiness, careless, carelessness
'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'
'Following the long cold Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.'
"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., government, governments, politics, president, presidents, presidential address, presidential speech, speech, speeches, state of the union, fashion, style, dressing up, fancy, formal, suit, suits, dress, dresses, clothes, clothing, slobby, slobbish, lazy, casual, sloppy, well-dressed, smart, personal appearance, old-fashioned, traditional, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships
"Your good cholesterol is bad, your bad cholesterol is good and your socks don't match."
"No surgery. It just keeps him from getting crumbs on the floor."
Tags:dog, dogs, convenience, convenient, crumb, crumbs, tidy, tidiness, neat, neatness, eat, eats, eating, cone, cones, cone of shame, cones of shame, e-collar, e-collars, elizabethan collar, elizabethan collars, messy eater, messy eaters, slob, slobs, sloppy, messy, strewn, misconception, misconceptions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."
'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'
"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"
Tags:work from home, working from home, telecommutes, home office, home offices, slobbery, dress code, dress codes, business attire, telecommute, telecommuting, dress code, underwear, casual clothes, teleworking, slob, slobbish, untidy, sloppy, beard, unshaven, casual, casual fridays, pants, office, employee, job, very casual, undergarments, sock, slippers, vest, suit, formal setting, formal, from home
"If only Donald Trump knew of your wall-building skills!"
'Sloppy Beaver says he lost his phone!'